Last night a cock a hoop John Galliano was cracking open the champagne, after clinching the prestigious British Movement uniform account.
'This is the contract everyone in the fashion industry really wants,' said an insider. 'Ohh, what would I give to be in John Galliano's boots now?'
Fashion and fascism have always been intrinsically linked. Both are derived from the same latin verb, fashir, meaning 'to ponce about in kinky boots'.
The early sketches for the new right wing uniform have caused considerable excitement in the fashion world.