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Covent Garden shop to sell semen-flavoured ice cream

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Started 5 years ago by Sinnick
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Sinnick

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Following the recent success of his human breast milk flavoured ice cream, Matt O'Connor's shop in Covent Garden has announced its intention to sell another novelty brand of ice cream flavoured with human semen. Matt is currently looking for between 20-40 willing males to supply the flavouring.

The ice cream is to be called Manly Gaga.

Posted 5 years ago #
arthurminnit

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or ManGoo, rolls off the tongue easier

Posted 5 years ago #
Doylem

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In the restaurant they can make it at your table...

Posted 5 years ago #
rikkor

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Cum and get it.

Posted 5 years ago #
Doylem

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To make a 99, use Ainsley Harriot's todger...

Posted 5 years ago #
Oxbridge

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Making that stuff takes some spunk

Posted 5 years ago #
Sinnick

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Sprinkles, anyone ?

I'm still trying to figure out why I said "willing" males, and how an unwilling male might get involved.

Don't I even get 1 star for this ?

Posted 5 years ago #
bonjonelson

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> Don't I even get 1 star for this ?

Well, seeing as you asked so nicely...

Posted 5 years ago #
Sinnick

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Too kind, bonjo, too kind

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Doylem

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Don't I even get 1 star for this ?

Happy to oblige. It's the least I can do...

Posted 5 years ago #
Skylarking

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"crushed nuts?"

"no - laryngitis"

Posted 5 years ago #
Anonymous

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I hear from our local Chinese that Gok Wan often goes for the Cream of Sum-Yung-Guy..

Posted 5 years ago #
be reasonable

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This is all too hard to swallow.

Posted 5 years ago #
Anonymous

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Signing off, this whole sorry thread has left a particularly nasty taste in my mouth

Posted 5 years ago #
rikkor

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So happy to again be reminded that one of my secret admirers here can't stop thinking about the size of my cock. Vy. heartening.

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