US motherhood group "Travelling Moms" is reportedly very eager to speak to a detained Qatari diplomat today after he allegedly attempted to smoke in the toilet of a flight from Washington to Denver.
"We can't even get on a plane wtih so much as a bottle of baby formula", said mother-of-six Justine Lewes, "and we need to speak to this gentleman urgently to find out how hw got on board with matches or a lighter so that we can use the same technique to surreptitiously feed our kids."
Carrier United Airlines says that the incident aboard flight 663 was minor and that they would continue to advise flight attendants to monitor all mothers on board and immediately alert law enforcement officials if any milk-like fluids were spotted being administered to children.