The nations swanee whistle players have spoken out following the many players facing redundancy from their posts accompanying vaccines given by the NHS. Whilst many have regarded the familiar swanee sound as an integral aspect of any injection, the dept. for health have decreed that the effectiveness of a vaccine is not increased by the swanee sound, as previously thought.
Roger Hammond who has been swanee whistling for the NHS for 12 years was distraught, saying “It looks like we are facing the same slump for the industry as the post ‘72 Clangers period. It seems that golden age of swaneei-ing where Carry On & Robin Asquith films were popular is well and truly over.”
Mr. Hammond added “A few of my colleagues have found seasonal work with Total Wipeout, but times look hard for many of us – although I am hoping to start a short term contract with Newsnight accompanying any graphic of recent economic performance”.