William and Kate faced their first official engagement as a royal couple, when they launched a lifeboat on Anglesey. Carmen Golightly, royal watcher and sycophant, was impressed. “Kate tackled her first job with aplomb”, she said. “She looked relaxed and confident. She didn’t drop the champagne bottle and she didn’t fall over. Most important of all, considering what the future will hold for the poor girl, she’s learned how to yawn with her mouth closed”...
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Posted 2 years ago #
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Is it just me or does Kate (do you mind if I call you Kate, maam?) remind anyone else of cockny sparra' Martine McWhatnot out of Eastenders and 4 Weddings and a Notting Hill Actually? You never see them in the same room, and she did manage to snog the PM.
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