The Covent Garden ice cream seller who advertises breast milk ice cream at fourteen quid a shot has apologised for a typo in the advertising.
'I'm very sorry,' he said, 'but it's actually beast milk.
'The milk for the ice cream actually comes from a pack of rat-eating wolves from the east end docks. They feed on anything really - rats, other vermin, blood, sick, the remains of the Masterchef kitchen, you name it. So each night we send a bloke with a AK47 over the east end and get him to blast away at anything that moves. He brings back the shattered corpses of the animals, we squeeze what liquids we can out of them, whip it up with something that's been in the back of the fridge for a year or two, then flog it to rich bankers and stupid tourists. They literally lap it. Fourteen quid, eh!'
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Ice cream seller sorry for typo - 'It's actually beast milk ice cream'
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John Wiltshire
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beau-jolly
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