Grim Reaper fed up with people telling him he "looks like death"
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The Grim Reaper has undergone a complete make over after appearing on Gok's How To Look Good Naked.
Gone is the old sack cloth habit, and in is a bright yellow shell suit, shades and wooly hat. This has been accessorised with some gold medalions. He no longer carries an old sythe, prefering instead the trendy i-phone 4.
Gok did try to persude him to wear a green 'man-kini' but death didn't feel he "had the right bone structure to carry it off".
He has also adopted a new slogan to go with the new look, "Is it because I is Black death?", which he claims is a great ice breaker at those awkward sopcialmoments when he arrives to invite peole to take the trip with him across the River Styx to Hades.
Prospective victims can still 'win' their lives back, but the prefered game of chance is now a dance off on the X-box Kinect, rather than the traditional game of chess.
Umm...the headline is funny.
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