Punk rock rebel turned oleaginous corporate creep John Lydon is to have his life story made into film, with product placement by Anchor Butter's marketing team.
These days Lydon is recognised for his important work in reality TV and butter commercials. But he has a secret past - as a snarling rebellious iconoclast who once shocked middle england to its core with his Norman Wisdom-inspired singing style.
One song - God Save Mr Grimsdale - reached number one in the hit parade, despite being banned by the BBC.
I should be working