Prime Minister David Cameron explained that his deputy, Nick Clegg, is currently on holiday off the African coast.
'Nick's done so much recently, I thought I - or rather he, deserved a good break. So I had a whip-round in Conservative Central Office and we had enough to pay for Nick to have a nice little cruise off the east African coast. To show Nick's patriotism I arranged for the ship to be flying a huge union jack. I also painted the ship's name in big letters on the side - the SS I'mveryrich.
'Let me emphasise that Nick is a valuable colleague, but probably not half as valuable as the Somalians will think he is. And to change the subject completely, I want to reaffirm that we don't negotiate with pirates - if we should ever hear from any.'
Cameron pays for Clegg cruise to Somalian coast
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