In an attempt to prove that she is not too ‘posh to push’ Victoria Beckham has today announced her intention to appear on the Channel 4 hit show 'One Born Every Minute'.
Baby number four is due this summer and the Beckhams are said to be excited about their appearance on the programme.
Staff at the Princess Anne Hospital are delighted that the Beckhams have chosen to have their baby there and are confident she will receive the same level of care as in a Private hospital. Ros, a coordinator Midwife at the hospital, has exclusively revealed that they will be pulling out all the stops to accommodate the couple. Plans include the sourcing of 'Tesco’s Finest' bread along with some fancy teabags for Victoria’s post labour toast and tea.
Victoria is planning a silent birth in an attempt to impress her friends Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, however staff at the hospital envisage she will be hysterical and demanding a general anaesthetic soon after the first contraction.
David is expected to appear alongside his wife supporting her. The show's Producer, Daniel Soiseth, says that male birthing partners usually have a sneaky “quick go” on the gas and air, this has the effect of making them somewhat incoherent and unable to string a sentence together – he predicts that in David’s case the Midwifes won’t suspect a thing.
The couple have confirmed that their little girl will be named South’ampton after the seaside town she will be born in.
The episode will be aired this autumn.