"We haven't had a lot of success on the surface", said a Newcastle United spokesperson, "So we thought maybe if we look at the bedrock of the city, we can finally locate that missing something. To be honest, we haven't won a pot to piss in since since before most people can remember, but a bit of free hot water means at least we can offer a decent brew at half-time."
Newcastle start drilling in search of football success
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