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Neighbors call police after Lionel Richie keeps partying all night long

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Posted 2 years ago #
beau-jolly

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Hello, Police? Yes, its me again. The bastard is dancing on the bloody ceiling now..

Posted 2 years ago #
John Wiltshire

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Oh no! Here comes Trini Lopez - 'Well I've got a hammer, and I've got a bell, and I've got a song to sing, all over this land...' Man with offensive weapon making a lot of noise with his bell arrested whilst singing at 3 o'clock in the morning.

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beau-jolly

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...All together now. "Halal, is it meat you're looking for"

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be reasonable

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"Wake me up, beef, or you go, go!". I can see this turning into 'butcher's song club'.

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beau-jolly

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"Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you"

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John Wiltshire

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'Everything I ham, I ham because of you'

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maurice0c

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Meat relalted artists....?

Jambon Jovi
Madoner
Liverace

...we managed about 150 in a family "text off" the other weekend....

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Skylarking

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"Go-go-go! Goujon-y B Goode" (ducks hail of pens, mice etc.)

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maurice0c

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Pate Smith
Bakon
The Wedding Pheasant
Steakus Quo
Porkishead

Posted 2 years ago #
be reasonable

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Great! Just right for dancing the lambada!

Posted 2 years ago #
be reasonable

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"Boom! Boom! Out go the lights!"
(The Blues Band, C1980).

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