Stop press.. literacy test non-words turn out to be real after all in educational circles - as secret transcript below shows.
Head in full flow to staff meeting: "The gax is coming! The dar that this will help is now firmly established.” the head said, grinting with effort as she delivered her message. Staff were less convinced and thought she was a pronk. Old hands had seen the results of previous rounds of koobs and ploobs. So as she continued to zort their minds quietly drifted away.
Gax: giant cuts axe falling indiscriminately, even on the ends of words
Dar: stupid idea that becomes accepted as true when repeated ad nauseam
Grint: grunting while grinning
Pronk: similar to a plonker
Koob: king size boob that results in less of things that are valued
Ploob: plus size boob that delivers more unwanted behavior
Zort: exhort with determination a concept that makes no sense