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Possessive cow spotted in mine field.

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Zadok the second

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More soon.

Posted 2 years ago #
Psycadelic Squirrel

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Boom boom!

Posted 2 years ago #
Anonymous

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Possessive Kuh entdeckt in Minenfeld
Goot

Posted 2 years ago #
greg various

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Farmer, surely-"get off mine field"

Posted 2 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Hitler lookalike cow spotted in Mein-Kampfield?

No moo soon.

Posted 2 years ago #
malgor

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Jersey cow 'keeping nice and warm, thanks'...

Posted 2 years ago #
be reasonable

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Friesian cow "it's cold out here!"...

Posted 2 years ago #
John Wiltshire

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Christopher Columbus steps ashore on the New World, and is met by an indigenous person of - a red indian.
Columbus says to the red indian 'I claim this land in the name of Spain and Italy and anywhere else I come from.'
The red indian folds his arms, frowns at Columbus and says - 'Land - mine!'
Columbus replies 'I claim this land for Queen Isabella of Spain!
The red indian repeats: 'Land - mine!'
Columbus says 'Stand aside! This land now belongs to me!'
As he moves towards the red indian, there is a huge explosion, and Columbus is blown to bits.
The red indian says: 'I warned you - land-mine...'

Posted 2 years ago #
malgor

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Duck!

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