Possessive cow spotted in mine field.
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Possessive Kuh entdeckt in Minenfeld
Farmer, surely-"get off mine field"
Hitler lookalike cow spotted in Mein-Kampfield?
No moo soon.
Jersey cow 'keeping nice and warm, thanks'...
Friesian cow "it's cold out here!"...
Christopher Columbus steps ashore on the New World, and is met by an indigenous person of - a red indian.
Columbus says to the red indian 'I claim this land in the name of Spain and Italy and anywhere else I come from.'
The red indian folds his arms, frowns at Columbus and says - 'Land - mine!'
Columbus replies 'I claim this land for Queen Isabella of Spain!
The red indian repeats: 'Land - mine!'
Columbus says 'Stand aside! This land now belongs to me!'
As he moves towards the red indian, there is a huge explosion, and Columbus is blown to bits.
The red indian says: 'I warned you - land-mine...'
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