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The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

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MrChigleysAunt

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Duncan Pugh had the surprise of his life yesterday when he went to Simon Todd's barber shop in Fleet Street.
"I asked for a number two round the back and sides and a number one on top. And that's just what I got."
But Mr Pugh is sanguine about his experience. "It was a bit of a laugh really, after the initial shock. I can't fault the barber - he did just what it said on the tin. Next time I'll know what Coprophiliac Barber means"

Posted 3 years ago #
brownpaperreporter

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thats just nasty!

Posted 3 years ago #
Scroat

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Have a load of points! Made me more than chortle. Coffee, screen, the works.

Posted 3 years ago #
MrChigleysAunt

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Glad to have been of service. Clearly you are made of stronger stuff than the Brown Paper Reporter.

Posted 3 years ago #
brownpaperreporter

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that is a slur madam and I say pistols at dawn!

Posted 3 years ago #
MrChigleysAunt

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And, were I not a complete coward, I'd say Swords at Ingrid. But I see you have popped your NiB cherry and thus I am all of a sudden in awe of you. What's it like? eh? eh?

Posted 3 years ago #
brownpaperreporter

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Just finished my post-cherry-pop cigarette and Breakaway bar....now I want to do it all over again!

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