Devon police today rushed to reassure residents concerned about their children's safety.
'We've managed to catch one pedo,' said Det Inspector Ron Barnaby. 'But there's probably loads more out there - we've no idea how many. But we'll get them - sooner or later. They could have been active for years, of course, and they're probably at it as we speak. But I can confirm that our intelligence suggests they could be acting alone - or as a gang. Or several gangs. And they are definitely local, except for those who aren't. So because we take this seriously, I've put both my men on the case. They're working on Operation Headless Chicken full time, in between undertaking lollypop man duties, filling in reams of meaningless forms, applying for jobs with security firms and going on equalities training several times a week.
'So if anyone sees a pedo around, hit him with a big stick and run like hell.
'Stay safe and please - don't have nightmares.'
Devon police act to calm fears - launch Operation Headless Chicken
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