At a press conference earlier today at the Playboy Mansion in California, Hugh Heffner announced that Playboy TV is to launch a major new series – “America’s Next Top Hooker”.
The series will run for 69 weeks and will follow the tried and tested format of most of the “talent” shows which have proliferated across our screens in recent years. Contestants will be judged on position, sensuality, efficiency (maximum revenue earned in minimum time), style and fuckability.
“We want the show to be real classy”, said Heffner today. “That’s why we have a mainly British panel of judges. Xaviera Hollander will lead the panel, but we wanted judges with real experience in this field, so that’s why she will be joined by Hugh Grant, Jeffrey Archer, David Mellor and, of course, Simon Cowell.”
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