A well-known faith healer stages his show at a large venue for an evening.
Sat closest to the stage are people with various disabilities, inflctions and illnesses and they can be called on stage to be healed.
The healer picks-out two randon people from the side of the stage and they walk to the stage.
The first person is a man using crutches. The healer asks him his name "Stanley", and then what's wrong with him "I broke my legs 20 years ago in a motorcycle accident and haven't been able to walk since". "Don't worry Stanley, I'll cure you" said the healer.
The healer turns to the second person and asks his name "Kevich" is the reply. The healer looks puzzled and asks what's wrong with him "I'm got a spooch inpedimed" the healer then realises what's going on "Oh, your name's Kevin and you've a speech impediment". "Yesh" says Kevin. "Don't worry Kevin I'll cure you" said the healer.
The healer stands on the stage with Kevin and Stanley either side. The lights dim. The healer asks the audience to all join hands and chant "Heal Kevin, heal Stanley" 20 times.
There's a pytotechnic flash on the stage. A spotlight is pointed at the healer's face. With great drama he shouts "Stanley throw away your crutches" and they are heard crashing to the side of the stage. There's another flash as he shouts "Kevin say something". "Stoonleds fallind over" replies Kevin.
