At a glittering reception at Mobile Word Congress in Barcelona, Nokia and Microsoft unveiled the ei vastaa handset to an audience of serial killing suspects [aka technology journalists].
Ei Vastaa (finnish for Not Responding) is the project name Microsoft has coined for the strategy of bring inertia to every handset in the world. The first product, code named OhThisBloodyThing,
[OH BOLLOCKS, MY DAUGHTER WANTS THE COMPUTER. I'LL HAVE TO GO IN THE GARDEN]
(Mobile World COngress Starts on Monday feb 14th. )