Mubarak's relocation to Sharm El-Sheikh has gone down in history as a 'last resort', taking the accolade from Weston super Mare for the first time in 30 years.
When told of this loss of status, Mayor of Weston super Mare, Phillip Judd, said that he was considering installing camel rides on the beach, building a replica of the pyramids from recycled ice cream cones and creating a habitat for oceanic whitetip sharks in order to generate more interest in the region.
Red Sea sharks having feared species stereotyping with regard to the common belief that they have a penchant for German tourists, are up in fins over the prospect of being forced to subsist on the lardy flesh of British tourists, in an area which does not really constitute 'seaside', but is, in fact, an effluent-heavy estuary.
News just in: the donkeys are revolting. I should know, because I had one in a kebab, only last week.