A clearly shocked Hosni Mubarak was realing yesterday after popping to the local bazaar for a packed of Camel filter. "I was only gone for a couple of minutes" he explained, "when I got back the locks had been changed and a whole new regeme had moved in." He added, "Bloody Gypos you have to nail your shoes to the floor at night and even then they steal the nails!"
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HoMu: "just popped out for some fags"
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