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New ‘confessional’ iPhone app comes with pre-installed sins...

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Doylem

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A new app allows religious techies to get the warm, fuzzy feeling they used to get from going to confessional simply by typing all their sins and personal shortcomings into their iPhones. To save time, the phone comes preloaded with a selection of the most obvious flaws: “I say ‘app’ like it’s a proper word”, “I’m a smug git. I’ve got an iPhone. Look” and “I make complete strangers want to punch me in the face”...

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riesler

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For denial of faith, press 1
For jealousy, press 2
For a good time, press 0800 823 6300 and ask for Mandy

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Ostsee

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I was hoping someone would come up with a good number.

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captain747480

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iRepent

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beau-jolly

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Just heard a bit of this on Newsjack. Tick box re smug git (they said "tosser" but otherwise). Its currently on BBC iPlayer and occurs towards the end.

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o b sensible

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so they used something of his before he even wrote it. wow

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beau-jolly

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...ah!

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