Now there was I, revisiting former glories with a mid-morning cuppa when I click on the WoM page to discover that Genghis Cohen is the most recent winner. Realising that this couldn't possibly be true (you have just won it the one time, haven't you Gengo?), I saw something was amiss - to my horror, almost the entire 2009 roll of honour has been eradicated from the WoM annals. Well this is an outrage - not least because JP, roybland, Oxy, Paper Ostrich, darkbill and myself are by far the prettiest WoMs. I hope this heinous error will be rectified before I am forced to seek legal redress - I have Cheryl Cole's lawyer on standby and I'm not afraid to use him.
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Ahem - the WoM page
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editor
offlineAdministratorIt's on our 'to do list' along with trying to persuade the Writers of the Month to do a nude calendar for charity.
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberPhew! Suddenly I'm glad that I'll never win WoM.
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Mary Evans
offlineMemberIt's a sad life. When you first win, it's all charity fashion shows and film premieres. But then the public turn on you, a sex tape emerges, your lucrative endorsement contracts are cancelled and you descend deeper in a spiral of drugs, drink and sexual depravity. Or at least that's what happened to Neal D, can't speak for everyone.
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AdrianJ
offlineMemberIncidentally, Mary's embarrassing sex tape, 'Queen Mary Torpedoed by The Crew of The Ark Royal', is now available on DVD.
"Evans Above!" – The Sun
"Even better than the prequel, Mary Popitin" – The Guardian
"It did absolutely nothing for me" – Peter Mandleson
"Many sailors go down on Queen Mary" – The TimesPosted 3 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberDo you think Babs and Smudge have run off together?
Posted 3 years ago # -
Mary Evans
offlineMemberNeal finally came to terms with the voices trapped within and is living his days happily as Barbara the homeopath. I have no shame about my past as an adult entertainer, as the work in question was tastefully done and entirely historically accurate - you'll notice in the orgy scene, the rigging from which 'Dirty Bitch 3' is suspended was faithfully recreated from the original craft.
Posted 3 years ago # -
fernandomando
offlineMemberI always knew there were some dark secrets with the WoMs. Especially that Evans character:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua6h1FkenIE
(Apologies if some of you have seen this before)
Posted 3 years ago # -
Des Custard
offlineMemberRemind me please Mary. What is this strange WoM page of which you speak? How do people get on it in the first place, before they get taken off it?
Posted 3 years ago #
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