Ant and Dec have been given the responsibility of running the next general election.
'We're going to introduce phone voting,' said Ant or Dec. 'Calls from landlines will be charged at your standard rate plus a few quid - calls from mobiles will be considerably higher - in fact, as much as we can get away with.'
'The system will be very simple,' said the other one. 'You press 1 to vote Conservative. You can select any other number, but it won't make any difference.'
'And,' added Dec or Ant, 'the phone lines will close as soon as Dave and co get a decent majority. We'll decide how long after that that we'll let people carry on voting and making us a decent amount of cash for us without affecting the result.'
'We're calling it Britain's Got Tories.'
General Election privatised - to be run by Ant and Dec
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