The Home Secretary has ordered the immediate replacement of all policemen with gangs of old ladies wielding handbags.
'Just think,' said Theresa May, 'if one old lady can finish off six armed robbers, a few thousand of them will be able to clean up crime completely. And they won't waste their time and our money prosecuting people putting apple cores in dustbins instead of recycling bins. And it also means that old women will be doing something socially useful, instead of gossipping all day and taking hours in the shops getting in everyone's way.'
Policemen to be replaced by old ladies with shopping bags
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