Having fled the country in vast numbers over 6 decades for fear of being stuck in an Ozzie marriage with a beer-swilling porn freak, the Association of Ozzie Wimmin Emmigrées are understood to be preparing a press release. Sources who refused to be named indicated that various key issues were being raised, such as personal hygiene, projectile vomiting, and obsession with contact sports and car accidents, "I told you so" being the central theme.
A lot more quite soon.