The cream of celebrity gathered in Knightsbridge last night, for the launch of Legal Technicality, the lifestyle magazine for cash rich but morally bankrupt community.
Unconvicted killers, rapists who walked on a technicality and wealthy tax exiles sipped champagne and exchanged tips on evasion, to celebrate the launch of a new magazine that celebrates their sort of people.
One Jabba the Hut lookalike, who runs a very successful retail group, said it was about time despicable greedy loathsome shitbags like him were recognised for their net contribution to society. 'When I was a kid, I saw that all some people do is take take take out of life, and never give anything back,' said the retail giant, 'and I decided that's exactly how I want to be when I get big.'