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Blue singer urinates on ATM in protest at failure to regulate banking system

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Tom O'Hara

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(I'm a newbie on here, about to find out I'm not as funny as I think I am)

Posted 2 years ago #
Skylarking

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Persist! Nice idea here: I'd have said "Blue singer's ATM urniation 'existential protest over poor regulation'"
Hmmm... not sure I've improved this... Anyway this place is a safe area to try out 'funny', so make use of it.

Posted 2 years ago #
Tom O'Hara

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Cheers dude. I also mulled over:

"Blue singer Costa delivers artfully observed satire of fiscal stimulus using cock"

or something similar...

Posted 2 years ago #
saltire

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Dude ? Dudelarking ? Dearie me..

Posted 2 years ago #
Ostsee

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I hope he switched the ATM off before starting his protest, otherwise he might have received a painful shock.

Posted 2 years ago #
simonjmr

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He was only trying to recapitalise the otherwise ailing banking system by making a late night deposit

Posted 2 years ago #
Skylarking

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"Blue singer Costa delivers artfully observed satire of fiscal stimulus using cock"

Now that I like! Was he making a witdrawal at the time?...

Posted 2 years ago #
beau-jolly

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Costa blames coffee for cock-up. Not sure if he was coming or going.

Posted 2 years ago #

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