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'I don't care if no-one buys my new album' Geldof tells all the news media

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John Wiltshire

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Bob Geldof today began a week-long round of media interviews about his new album, declaring that he 'doesn't care' if no-one buys his new album 'How To Compose Popular Songs that Will Sell.'
'It really doesn't bother me,' said the shy and retiring megalomaniac self-publicist. 'I've released How To Compose Popular Songs That Will Sell just for my own pleasure, so if no-one buys How To Compose Popular Songs That Will Sell I don't mind at all, as How To Compose Popular Songs That Will Sell is just incidental to my day job of saving the world. However,' he told Radios 1,2, 3,4,5,6,7,8 and 9, BBC 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, ITV 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, Channel 4,5,6,7,8,9, Facebook, MySpace, Google, Fox News, CNN and every other radio, television, newspaper and internet channel on the planet, 'if anyone does want to buy How To Compose Popular Songs That Will Sell, it's available wherever anything is sold, so for f***'s sake buy How To Compose Popular Songs That Will Sell and give us your f***ing money!

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riesler

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...and that Gary Moore was a great bloke, even he would have bought it.

Posted 5 years ago #
Gerontius

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I've actually got a Bob Geldoff album...yes, it was me.

Posted 5 years ago #
stevethered

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Liked this watched Sir Bob on the 1 show last week so he could get a plug on his new"album" but didnt seem to care(he is loaded anyway)

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