Residents of the county of Midsomer expressed concern at the possible cuts in police numbers.
'As it is there's only 2 detectives and one pathologist to cover the whole county,' said one lady who lives in a huge house with an uncaring solicitor husband but who is secretly having an affair with the handyman, who was mysteriously in the woods at the time of the latest slaughter.
'Who will be left if they do away with either one of them? The old bloke who's just retired and has been replaced by someone with almost the same name, or the young sergeant who couldn't detect a slap round the face?' said a younger lady who also has loads of money and her own business, but whose husband is secretly gay and has been blackmailing the other lady.
'We'll be perfectly safe,' said a stereotypical colonel, 'because there's one thing you need to know. We - aggghhhhh!!'
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Police cuts - residents of Midsomer are worried
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John Wiltshire
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John Wiltshire
offlineMember'We need to go to the other end of the county, Troy.'
'Why's that, sir?'
'Because once we're they're I'll realise who the killer is, and it will mean we have to drive very fast to where we are now which is where the next murder will take place. Fortunately, the murderer will wait until we get there before they try to kill their victim. Then I'll explain everything to you about how it is actually the old lady, who secretly had the gay sone who was being blackmailed by the lady who was knocking off the handyman who is actually the lord of the manor whose family ousted the old lady's family in 1659, and she has only now decided to take her revenge, assisted by her daughter by the father of the handyman...'Posted 2 years ago #
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