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Impotent wine critic: “Can only get a Semillon”

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Started 2 years ago by beau-jolly
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beau-jolly

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...more wine gags to come ...maybe

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beau-jolly

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...such as "Have you got a white Macon?" " No, but I've got a dark brown overcoat" All together now...

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yamashow

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raisin arri's boner

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be reasonable

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My dog likes a nice Beaune.

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deskpilot3

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I think ISIHAC got there first on this one...

Posted 2 years ago #
Skylarking

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Yes, it was a 'Samantha' gag.

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Iscariot

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"Yes, it was a 'Samantha' gag."

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more, squire. I favour the "Ethel" gag (the ligature at the back is more comfy), but each to his/her own, I say.

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finneyp

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Frikkin awesome. I thought of a wine based gag but I@m going to Sauve it for a more appropriate occasion.

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riesler

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Sauve? You Chianti be serious!

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riesler

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Our local vintner was a hairdresser - he does a Grand Cru cut.

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riesler

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Barolo-ver Beethoven is a great Rioja'n'Rolle number

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beau-jolly

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Do you like Riesling? Don't know, I've never Riesled.
Quay Syrah, Syrah!

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beau-jolly

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Is that Champagne? No, it bloody hurts!

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be reasonable

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Is that matelot from the premiere cru?

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Tom O'Hara

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Was going to give this one star but I'm worried it might seem like sour grapes

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riesler

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"Do you like Riesling? Don't know, I've never Riesled".

I do regularly!

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riesler

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That Italian winemaker has a lovely botti but her husband treats her Chablis.

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malgor

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So, Steve Jobs is now exporting wines to China and Japan. Talk about Apple Asian control, eh?

(I’ll get m’ Côtes du Rhône...)

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riesler

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nice one Mr Malgor.

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Oxbridge

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I Tokay long time to think of one

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malgor

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Definitely worth the wait, Oxy (and I'm not being sake).

Cheers, Riesling (glad someone got it).

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Oxbridge

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Shiraz a good thread, this.

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riesler

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I can't keep Carmnenere to think of wine puns, I Muscat on with some work.

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beau-jolly

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Now I'm bored - oh wait...There's more to come

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riesler

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Sweet wine Sauternes me on?

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beau-jolly

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Amarone doing this while I think up some tree puns

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riesler

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I Friuli admit to doing the same but Orvieto come up with anything.

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riesler

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Does wine turn to vinegar if you Picolit?

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riesler

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Being a wine-bore is one of my many Pfalz.

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malgor

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I tried to think of one, but drew a blanc.

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