All three Top Gear presenters have been diagnosed with Compulsive Rudeness Disorder, which they may have caught from Stephen Fry or Frankie Boyle.
Speaking on behalf of all 3 presenters, Jeremy Clarkson said: 'Listen, you pathetic little w***er, we can't help being ****ing rude. That sad long-haired 70s dressed smug git May has got this condition, and so has that equally smug and smarmy long-haired little twerp Hammond, whose only claim to fame is that he didn't die in a car crash.'
When it was pointed out to Clarkson that he is an overweight, overbearing, self-congratulatory, ignorant, rude misogynist, he said 'I'm going to ****ing sue you! How dare you slander me! Are you from Mexico?'
Top Gear presenters diagnosed with Compulsive Rudeness Disorder
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All three Top Gear presenters have been diagnosed with Compulsive Rudeness Disorder, which they may have caught from Stephen Fry or Frankie Boyle.Posted 6 years ago #
Shove these present, self-satisfied, over-grown schoolboy clods and bring back Willson.Posted 6 years ago #
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