Sarah Palin has pledged the support of the Republicans for the millions of protesters demanding the removal of President Mubarak Obama. Obama, who has held power for nearly three years or 30 according to some commentators, is now coming under pressure from ordinary people outraged at his attempts to force them to have health insurance and not use AK-47s in school.
'I am mighty pleased to hear of the unrest and rioting against this elected dictator in the East,' stated Palin in a YouTube broadcast that has been replayed around the clock on Fox News. 'I hope that decent ordinary folks will now go the extra mile to remove him from power and bring in a new government appointed by God.'
Senate Republican leader Mitch McConnell added that the party as a whole was behind Palin and was excited by the emergence of people power on the streets of Cairo, Illinois. However, he cautioned ordinary anti-Obama protesters against the excessive use of democracy in their fight for freedom.
'Democracy is as American as soccer moms and is always appropriate as a weapon against neo-Communist rule by Muslims,' McConnell said, 'but careless use can unsettle stable dictatorships and upset established trading patterns. Like a semi-automatic assault rifle, it can be your best friend but can potentially be harmful.’
President Obama himself has claimed that there has been confusion over his name, but Republicans denounced this as a typical educated liberal attempt to pull the wool over the eyes of ordinary people. When pressed, he said he would stand down but not until the next election in 2012, although he would be looking for a second term.
Admitting that she had to look up Cairo on a map before locating it in Tennessee, Palin added: 'In the TV pictures from the streets of Cairo, it barely looks any richer than Detroit, which itself is a shocking indictment of 30 years of misrule by Mubarak Obama and the Democrats. There's clearly a heck of a lot of Mexicans there too.'
[My attempt to update Des's earlier one. He gave his permission, so the trolls can fuck right off]