His Royal Majesty, Lord Sebastian Coe of Money-making, today announced some new events for next year's UK Olympic games.
'We've thought of some new things to give us a chance of getting some medals,' he admitted after being plied with booze and money. 'We're introducing Fire Extinguisher Throwing, Under 25s Rioting, Hitting The Duchess In A Moving Daimler and Selling The Useless Footballer For an Exorbitant Amount Of Money. We can't lose!'
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John Wiltshire
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