Let UnDignitas take the stress and worry out the passing of a loved one, close friend or annoying work colleague in this exclusive offer to readers of newsbiscuit/spam email/other websites/etc...
Many people these days believe they have a right to choose a suitable, fitting end to their life, in a calm and peaceful environment where they can be surrounded by loved ones who might get to go skiing at some point over the weekend - but it doesn't have to be that way!
UnDignitas really can make a difference; we understand that sometimes it's easier not to give your ageing family what they secretly want but instead give them what they were probably expecting.
For a succession of one off fees, we can move your nearest and dearest around a collection of far strung old peoples homes, hospitals with expensive visitor parking and ill suited council accommodation with views over other, slightly nicer council accommodation.
With our various partners in failing outsourced health providers we can ensure that medical information, support and procedures will be infuriatingly confusing, endlessly changing for no sound reason, and ultimately ineffective.
So act now to receive the special offer of our a signed photo from TVs Phil Mitchell, which will be sent alongside official paperwork, relating to someone with a similar name to yourself, to an old work address - at no extra cost!