A Police german shepherd called 'Rosco' has been accused of sexual harassment after an incident with a fellow police dog from the narcotics team; 'Polly', a Spaniel bitch used for sniffing out drugs.
Rosco stands accused of becoming a tad 'excited' when playing with Polly in the police yard.
"At first, it was innocent stuff, just playing tug of war with a pull-rope" said PC David Inglethorpe, Polly's handler. "But then, without warning, Rosco starting sniffing Polly's rear, and before we knew it, was riding her like a white water raft".
"I mean, there were no flowers or chocolate, just bosh, in there! It's outrageous" he fumed, before continuing, "He was like an animal! I know Polly didn't seem to object, but he just seemed to assume it was ok to mount her".
"The irony was, he took her in the missionary postion"