President Mubarak today swapped the entire Egyptian government for that of the Yemen in an attempt to stave off the demands for his downfall
"Its perfect" says Mubarak, "my people are seeing the difference already, and if they still want to protest against the government, they have a chuff of a long walk to Yemen"
One leading protestor recently released from custody was not fooled, "What does Mubarak think this is? A fucking shoe shop? Are we looking at our current government but asking the shop assistant if he has something a little more liberal"
Mubarak remains resolute that the move will work and ignoring the hatred for him "what else did they want? I had to haggle the Yemenies into taking the entire group. They didnt like the foreign nor interior ministers but the promise of extra camels and a Formula 1 Grand Prix in 5 years and jobs a gud 'un"
Meanwhile there is a Fire in Cairo ....