Bono baffled: “I’ve completely forgotten what it was that I was looking for”...
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Bono, the frontman of the popular rock band U2, revealed this week that after years of conducting an intensive worldwide search he has completely forgotten the object of his investigation. When reached for comment the performer admitted that although his quest has taken him to the ends of the earth he now cannot recall what started the whole thing to begin with. " I have climbed highest mountains, I have run through the fields... I have run, I have crawled, I have scaled these city walls... But I still haven't found what I'm looking for".
The investigation has led the vocalist into some interesting and often perilous situations. "I have kissed honey lips, felt the healing in her fingertips. It burned like fire...", obviously referring to a venereal disease acquired during the search. This may help to explain the cause of his memory loss.
When asked to comment on his sleeping arrangements during his time in the field, the performer admitted to a great deal of tent-camping, often an uncomfortable proposition, given his VD induced night sweats. "It was warm in the night, I was cold as a stone."
In his spare time Bono enjoys Pentecostal church and jogging. "I have spoke with the tongue of angels, I have held the hand of the Devil." Asked if religion ever conflicted with his exercise regime he distractedly commented "I believe in the Kingdom Come, Then all the colors will bleed into one... bleed into one... But, YES, I'm still running."
In reference to whether he was embarrassed about his unexplained amnesia and if he thought that he would ever find what he's looking for Bono gave one last statement. "...Oh my shame, you know I believe it."
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