Recent research shows many city bankers sinking to new depths of depravity. The study warns that being given ludicrously enormous lumps of cash for no effort at all unsettles the psyche leading to self-worship. Many young men in this position will groom themselves at night and, praying on their own vulnerability, persuade themselves to take part in lurid ménage-a-un sex sessions. More worryingly, by performing the beast with one back a whole wunch of bankers may risk blindness.
City one-in-a-bed sex romp shock
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Would also lead to a lack of withdrawals, and the bankers making lots of unhealthy deposits, so say the worried broad-sheets..... :)
On the plus side, self-interest rates would rise...
Can only be 5*
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