Non-inside sources have hinted that Sky Sports will replace Richard Keys and Andy Gray with a hermaphrodite presenter and football analyst to 'cover all bases'.
"Lets see them accuse these guy/girls of being sexist!!!" was reportedly not heard on an off screen taping of a rumoured conversation.
Women's groups have already condemned the move, despite the lack of any foundation of truth behind the rumour, bemoaning the fact that despite the presence of a complete array of genitalia, there will still be a certain 'male' quality to the presenters which "further re-iterates' the sexism inherent in Football" said Ms Margeret Butterstop, a spinster who juggles representing women with looking after her 24 cats, and forming ideas for 'topical debate' on TV's Loose Women.