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Started 3 years ago by allmyownstunts
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Fart in a colander

allmyownstunts

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8604663.stm

He was in a wheelchair WEARING SUNGLASSES!!!! Bet the CCTV pics will be on youtube any day now.

Posted 3 years ago #
Zadok the second

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"But Officer, we were on our way to a 'Weekend At Bernie's' party...".

Oops sorry JB, just seen your earlier joke.

Posted 3 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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No don't mind me you two.

(Huff)

Posted 3 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Ahem!!!!

http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2038

Posted 3 years ago #
Zadok the second

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Plagiarism is the highest form of tribute, or something like that Jeni.

Posted 3 years ago #
AdrianJ

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Check in staff first became suspicious when the passenger paid in full and failed to complain about the hidden "wheelchair and sunglasses" surcharge. When he also appeared to take the news of a six hour delay in good humour, the authorities were called.

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Oops, so sorry Jen! I'll nip outside and shoot myself. Rushed the story out before anyone else got there first - or so I thought. Can I blame the broadband pigeon getting lost over Drumochter? No? Okay. I know - why don't I do a new 'apology' thread and you can follow it up with an open letter?!
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Posted 3 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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I think I'd better have a huff first, and then you can send me an open letter.

*Flounce*

Right, about that letter?

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Posted 3 years ago #
AdrianJ

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Jeni,

It was obviously an honest mistake, so for Caroline's sake stop being such a Quentin about it!

Posted 3 years ago #
allmyownstunts

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forgot about the flounce function...hang on...

*flounce*

yowzer, who knew a skirt could fly up so high? Re-sult!

Posted 3 years ago #
Scroat

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Stop being such a bunch of Camerons!

Posted 3 years ago #
Scroat

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"He's not dead, he's just resting..."

Posted 3 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Ooh, be careful stunts, we could almost see your Scottish credentials with that flounce.

Now, who do we speak to about having a door-slam function added?

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