An RSPCA spokesman beemed "we have long endured these consultancies mistreating animals, who by their very nature are wild and free-spririted. We feel the act of getting ducks in a row forces them into an unnatural behaviour and causes undue stress. The guilty verdicts for herding cats and continued gorilla marketing are also welcome. While the consultancies prefer the gorilla with a "U" we really know whats going on in their minds"
On a seperate charge, Accenture's defence that local apple orchards fruit was within easy reach and technically picking it was scrumping and not theft was thrown out
These judgements are now likely to throw open the floodgates and more prosecutions will follow