Trump threatens everyone except a Basingstoke man
A Hampshire man named Brian Miller is thought to be the only human on the entire planet yet to be threatened by US President Donald...
ISA limit to be cut to make them more affordable
A spokesperson for Rachel Reeves has confirmed that the Chancellor wants to cut the amount of money that can be invested tax free in a...
Welfare Bill to be assessed for personal independence
The government has announced that the Welfare Bill has been passed but has suffered some serious attrition while on it's journey through...
Lisa Nandy 'needed smelling salts' after viewing Glastonbury
"She was sitting there innocently watching the BBC's coverage of Glastonbury, wondering whether it would be something a bit like...
Git the Younger to take over Warwickshire Council
Warwickshire County Council was rocked this week by the resignation of its leader, Git the Elder, leaving his 18 year old deputy...
Spiteful Starmer creates Four Tier Justice
After being falsely accused of creating a two tier justice system, Starmer makes a four tier League of Justice, just out of spite and...
Personal Independence to cease to exist
The government is looking at modifying the benefits bill passing through Parliament following a backlash from over one hundred Labour...
World endures 24-hour salvo of gloating from Trump
'I came, I bombed, I made everlasting peace everywhere,' bragged Trump to two dozen images of himself reflected in the lenses of...
1000 MAGA supporters score a collective IQ of zero in Harvard research project
In what's being seen by many as something of a blow to Donald Trump's planet-sized ego, researchers at Harvard University have revealed...
Poll reveals WW III preferred by most Brits compared to Boris Johnson's return to Downing Street
With talk of Armageddon rife across the globe, a new poll published this morning reveals the majority of Britons would prefer to endure...
