Daniel Pickhill, of local estate agent, Pickhill & Son, is pleased to see that John Darwin, recently released from Moorland Prison, is house-hunting in the Shit Creek area. “Despite the name, Shit Creek is an up-and-coming neighbourhood, offering the sophisticated ambiance of luxurious waterside living and, of necessity, triple-glazed windows. Once we change the name, get the water purification scheme up and running, and do something about the colour and the smell, these upmarket apartments are going to be snapped up. You mark my words. Oh, one more thing: no paddles. I don’t know why, it’s just a local tradition that we're happy to respect”...
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