Forum

The NewsBiscuit Community

Sign up or log in - lost password?

Username
Password

Remember me

Quick links: NewsBiscuit Home • Chat Room • Writers' Room • Top Ten

1. 

   StoopyDeGunt
   

   offline

   Member

   Come on Rikkor

   we need you

   Posted 2 years ago #
2. 

   thisisall1word
   

   offline

   Member

   Do we? What for? Have you tried saying his name three times... that usually works

   Posted 2 years ago #
3. 

   rikkor
   

   offline

   Member

   Thanks, I've got a bad cold. Feeling a little better now. What are my borderline-super powers needed for?

   Posted 2 years ago #
4. 

   thisisall1word
   

   offline

   Member

   Do you think that ever happens to Batman?
   Batsignal goes up, alarm goes in the batcave and he hotsteps it out and across the roofs of Gotham city to the rain-soaked terrace of the GCPD where no one appears to be waiting for him. After a while of holding his sides, panting and wheezing someone notices him and calls Commissioner Gordon who says "Oh yeah, we called you like an hour or so back, but we forgot why, so... never mind... Hi though. How's tricks? Been well... etc"

   Um.

   Anyway, sorry to hear about yr cold, plenty of onion and garlic in a chilli, few glasses of orange juice+boiling water+spoon of honey+shot of scotch, shit loads of drugs. You'll be right as rain in no time.

   Posted 2 years ago #
5. 

   rikkor
   

   offline

   Member

   This. I use Zicam (homeopathic!!!) At least it makes me feel like I am doing something.

   Posted 2 years ago #
6. 

   4ty2
   

   offline

   Member

   should have got a power balance wristband. That always works. If you realise that the weight of the band on your arm does not make you go lopsided you already realised that you have developed the power to balance out the weight imbalance. It is even more impressive as it is so lightweight as this is like d32.

   Posted 2 years ago #

RSS feed for this topic

Reply

You must log in to post.