The world's biggest, most tasteless joke, America, sat horrified, and was barely able to stuff Nachos, Oreos and Burgers into its shapelessly fat face as Ricky Gervais laid into their usually untouchable Royal Family of Hollywood celebs.
"Honey I read the script" star, Geoff Wooden, was wounded by Ricky's barbs about his two dimensional acting, but could not be found for comment, because he was standing sideways and had disappeared.
Pint-sized Jack ManMcMan, star of "My Pink Totem" was implicated in suggestions of homosexuality by one of Gervais' horribly embarrassing pretending-not-to-be-the-guy-from-the-office-but-actually-he-is-really-obviously-the-guy-from-the-office routines. ManMcMan shied away from comment, but several black trucks followed Gervais from the venue.
A subsequent statement from the American Union of Overpaid Humorless Talentless Actors reads: "Mr Gervais, you are a smug, self-absorbed, loathsome media parasite, and we cannot let you continue in this way... that's our job."