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Pot accuses kettle of being a fame-hungry sponger.
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Zadok the second
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A fame-hungry sponger has blamed her partner’s obsession with fame for their marriage breakdown.
One of the fame-hungry spongers called the other fame-hungry sponger "a really fame-hungry sponger", while one of her previous fame-hungry boyfriends, who isn’t quite as fame-hungry as the present one, has been coming round and kipping on the sofa in the garden.
She apparently told a friend: "He wanted to be like me. He stopped saying anything interesting, launched a perfume called Whiff of Success and had people follow him around with a camera all the time. Well, you can’t expect someone to do all that and people to still like them.”
"It's over. That’s it. There is no doubt in my mind that, if I want to stay in the papers and the glossy magazines, I can possibly have a straightforward relationship with a nice bloke and nothing happens and we are happy. So you can expect me to get back together with one of these fame-hungry spongers next week.”
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