as katie price says latest husband, alex reid, is responsible for the breakdown in their marriage because HE is "a fame hungry sponge!"
this has depleted britains stock of irony for what is predicted to be a period of not less that 5000 years.
john o'farrell is reported to be distraught, as he was thinking of using this line a surreal comedy he was commissioned to write for IOW TV.
in an unrelated incident, peter andre has been admitted to hospital following a severe attack of pissing himself laughing.
apparently he has just got a joke from 1997.
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