Undercover cop spent most of his time under duvets
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Can you try a bit harder, please? This would be a half-smile-raising Facebook status update, but it's just not enough for a site that's supposed to be for people who are already half-good at writing funny news stories.I genuinely wish you well, but maybe try posting your subs on Facebook first, and if your friends all laugh at them, then try them here. It would be a real shame for the few excellent submissions here to be drowned by people half-heartedly trying stuff out without really thinking about it, so please take the editor's advice and leave your stuff to ferment for a few days before posting just the very best.
All the best to you, sir.
or under other environmental activist perhaps?
Undercover Cop mistaken for Ghost
A group of teenagers and a talking dog discovered that the old videogame arcade on Totland Pier was not haunted, but in fact under surveillance by an under-duvet cop.
The teenagers revelation has scuppered a 18 month long investigation into drug dealing on and around the pier.
and so on
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