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Iran denies it has uranium enriching plants.

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Started 2 years ago by Trickster
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Trickster

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and Afghanistan denies it has Taliban enriching plants, refuting outright any cultivation whatsoever of Opium or Hashish.

Posted 2 years ago #
Skylarking

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like the idea though prob doesn't need you to explain what 'Taliban enriching plants' means. Cut and run my friend, while you're ahead...

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4ty2

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very nice and original. If they have heavy plants crossing roads you might want to start getting the geiger counter out.

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Trickster

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Skylarking, yep, good point. Thanks 4ty2.

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melody

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Cashish ,Sean Connery's favourite

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Trickster

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@4ty2 - just did my research and found out what a geiger counter is. Yep. lol...

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4ty2

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thought about rummaging around in the dustbins behing the MOD for some kevlar yet? Ask the wombles

One could actually give the thing a biotec angle adding some genetically modification to stay away from the TB problem.

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Trickster

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What are they using kevlar for these days ?

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Trickster

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TB as in TaleBan ?

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FormerlyAlOPecia

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As per usual nature has beaten them to it:

http://pubs.acs.org/doi/abs/10.1021/es971027u

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4ty2

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fantastic link. First thought you were on about going through the rubbish bins of the MOD but then I saw the link. Should have searched first but this should be very exploitable if those plants could be found in Iraq. If we would find that Sad Hus had planted Geraniums on the Uranium infested soil ending up with Gerontium or perhaps Gerontius Anyone capable of playing arround with those endings in a grammatically correct manner? Not me for sure.

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Trickster

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Wow cool link. Uranium eh! Can you smoke it ?

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